Monday, November 10, 2014

19 GIFs Capturing Life's Essence & The Importance Of Memes To Minds...

Do I pronounce 'gif' correctly? Nah. Sometimes it comes out sounding like the peanut butter and other times the hard 'g' is heard. Neither confirmed for me by Google's 112,000,000 results or Siri's genius response of a Wikipedia page or the one Jeff contact in my phone. Joke's on me, though, for asking the robot broad saying Waco like "whacko," yeah? We all know this is Siri in human form...
And obviously here's every single human that would ever come in contact with her...
But my amateur coding skills and frequent HTML struggles on the Blogger embeds aren't suckers of my fun. Gif founder Steve Wilhite is a national treasure for inventing the gifts that keep on giving. Seriously, y'all. Yours truly had a breakdown at a Lovers Lane pet store this morning with dramatic tears and all, mostly due to sleep deprivation but over instantly once I saw homegirl here....
Is she not the most heavenly piece of HTML you've ever seen? Dear God I want to thank her for being so passionate. 
Life's moments end up being funny when heightened, regardless of the emotion looping over and over and over again. But my point here is that gifs are the therapists of media. So great. This one, expressive of my thoughts on Wilhite's much-appreciated contribution to mankind...
Finding the Beyonce gif for snark texts is basically a nanosecond of Christmas. Not because the two-second clips are free and in abundance but an entertaining way of life for queens of sarcasm or creatives with attention spans needing quick; I am both. Playing with karma fire for the sake of funny is totally worth it because...
And those plagued by the idiots who send aggressive texts in lieu of confrontational convo in real life; post idiot Facebook posts encryptions as cries for therapy or education; or tweet "behind every b*tch is a man that made her that way" B.S., after boasts of "nobody can hurt me without my permission" the prior week in attempt to go viral for #girlpower, were born for gif gems like this...
As for the moral police publishers with educated noggins, responsible of subsequent replies to the literally viral @KontradictingKaren crowd, why of course I say...
Unless Donald Trump tempers are involved, or my snarky fun would end up causing me controversy. Technically, I'd be voluntarily bullying those who voluntarily bullying in sending the gestures of a Christ-lover with a knack for comedic timing...
I'd say we're #blessed to have gifs like the legendary one below considered a staple in random texts to BFFs living miles away or needing Christmas cheer...
Alas, it's important to remember that those who lash out through technology are angry Reginas, who need to take a lesson on living life from giver of zero f*cks, the dancing debutante...
Gifs remind us that life doesn't have to be so serious. Or boring. Like those currently living lolz-free from those offended by the "evil" internet, and/or lacking the open-minded intellect that knows the truth in comedy, well... 
Most tech-savvy 20- and 30-somethings with an iPhone and/or appreciation of comic timing get when I say gifs are one of witty millennial life's greatest treasures. I could (and do) spend hours on giphy.com or scrolling through Riffsy app saving favorites for future texts, emails, tweets, blogs, posts etc. worthy of honest commentary. Nine times out of ten Judge Judy implying judgment on your behalf is a safe bet, with elderly as the only exception, because even she gets confused...
Lastly, when my teenage sister instagrams fifty selfies but won't respond to any form of virtual contact asking commitment of her or not beneficial to tangible wants I'm ignored. And once I see that she's read all of them as per the iMessage receipt feature she's ballsy for using, the only thing I'm #praying for is enough device charge to win the initiated wrath with big cynical sister pride, and so...
Followed by non-stop firing of gifs advocating subtly that actions have consequences...
And humility builds character so study that with this crown jewel...
Insulted by prior gifs, as to nobody's shock, I am further ignored. And eventually insulted, thus...
And then something along the lines of this, once I'm tired from failure in communicating to the queen of lashing out through disturbing silence...
Thirty minutes later I send this final reminder for sh*ts and giggles, because what happens in the end to a difficult blonde, sister to a brunette...
In conclusion of this monumental post showcasing my beloved gifs I say to any anti-gif lucifers as well as to the screen responsible for my eye twitching...